1) --is a [kinda] weird teetotaller
2) --NEVER banged a bunch of chicks one weekend in the 60's
3) --had NO INTEREST in getting within 10,000 miles of Vietnam
4) --has a bunch of sons unanimous in their SENSIBLE LACK OF INTEREST in the heat, sand or bugs of the holy cities of Tikrit or Kandahar (ByTheWay how many 'Holy Cities' do those "I proudly wipe with my bare hand" nit-wits have?)
5) --and basically is a back-stabbing tax-raiser from Massachussetts....
...well, shit, ---that creep Obama ---- he delivers a beat-down."